Heavy Metal Insanity

The world of hair metal couldn’t be more active in late July 2026. Word on the street is whether legendary bass god RUDY SARZO will hire up and comer vocal gunslinger JOHN TORA, who electrified the community with his Facebook audition clips. In other news, fans want to know if Christian Metal icon MICHAEL SWEET has reconciled with one-time MOTLEY CRUE frontman JOHN CORABI. The former Crue lead singer left THE DEAD DAISIES, largely, due to the fact he didn’t know where he stood with them. It was really a formal departure; however, STRYPER front MICHAEL SWEET is believed to have directed some digs at former UNION lead singer. What’s also interesting is just how dormant JASON GREEN has become. It seems that most of the WASTE SOME TIME WITH JASON GREEN new videos are focused on graveyard tours where GREEN openly states he prefers not show his face. Except for the weekly live video with ASH WEDNESDAY and occasionally going on a cruise or going to a rock show, it seems JASON’s focus changed. In the quite noticeable absence of JASON GREEN, THE HAIR METAL GURU is on the rise. It seems everyone wants to chat it up with ANTHONY RRYANT, including SUNSET STRIP kingpin STEVIE RACHELLE. Some insiders can’t help but notice how STEVIE shifted his support from GREEN to BRYANT. This theory tends to hold water now that STEVIE and ANTHONY are 10 shows into their WILDLY popular new series. And it’s WILDLY POPULAR when you have viewers giving them $200 on a livestream. Congratulations to them both. Will RUDY hire JOHN? He would if he cared about the QR FANS, but then again, if he cared about the QR FANS, one would think RUDY would have tried to reconcile with CARLOS CAVAZO by now. Rudy basically owns QUIET RIOT. If anyone can do it, it’s him!! JOHH TORA sounds so much like KEVIN DUBROW at his prime that it would really do justice for the catalog. No disrespect to JIZZY PEARL, but it’s no wonder to me why he was ALLEGEDLY rude to JOHN. He’s probably intimidated by his vocal range. JIZZY is a great singer who has been in a million bands; HOWEVER, getting the job and getting the job done, RIGHT, are two totally different concepts in my estimation.

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