“It was a tough call for me, because I had to leave many of my girlfriends behind. I wanted to bring them, but it’s cheaper to just ditch them and give them bogus forwarding addresses.”

GRU HARBISON

The move was prompted by far more lucrative license plate contracts and AI projects that were too generous to pass up.

“I could make 10x my earnings by throwing license plate parties in Iraq than I ever could in Cambodia

GRU HARBISON

A license plate party consists of American license plate numbers written down on tiny pieces of white paper. At that point the License Plate Tosser, or L.P.T., who is usually Gru or his trusted lieutenant Stuart “Stu” Pitt make it rain on webcam while wearing a snorkel, Daisy Dukes, and black knee-high socks. As a result those who tune in, pay millions of dollars to see the exhibition. These lucrative contracts allow Gru to pay his American-based L.P.G.’s $1 per license plate. Canadian L.P.G.’s make $1 USD for ever 10 license plates from English-speaking provinces and $1USD for ever 25 license plates from Canada’s third world French-speaking province of Quebec.

The move will not affect existing L.P.G.’s who can earn as much as $150,000 in base pay, with bonus packages totaling in excess of $250,000 per annum. For those whose license plates have been photographed without their permission, Gru offers them a free calendar of elderly, toothless Cambodian ladies playing Siku, a Cambodian card game. It’s Gru’s way of saying thank you for making him and his L.P.G.’s rich.

Gru is said to miss Cambodia and thinks of his many illegitimate children often. As of press time, he said he also wanted to send love to his many girlfirends, but especially to Bopha, Malis, Romchong, Chaya, Kolab, and Sok. Oh yeah, and Angel, too. And Lulu.

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That said, many people get very uneasy about having their license plates photographed. This is very understandable as this is very private information. This is why license plates are displayed on the outside of vehicles for all to see. Naturally, many folks in the United States get very hostile when their plates are recorded by LPG’s. License plate numbers in the United States are worth the most to Mr. Harbison. He also pays for plates from Canada; however, Canadian plates are paid at $0.10 USD per plate and the bonus is only $5 per interaction. Apparently, Mr. Harbison finds Canadians very uninteresting. Nonetheless, he pays $100 USD for every 20 video interactions with folks in that underdeveloped country. .

Many people want to work for Gru, but he is highly selective of who he hires. Several people who have worked for him have gone on to starting their own businesses, buying beautiful homes, and going from living austere existences to living off the lap of luxury. Not everyone gets to work for a guy like Gru, but if you’re lucky enough to get an interview with him, you might be able to write your own ticket.

Quite a few people have tried to seek out Gru in Cambodia, but that doesn’t seem advisable. Gru is not easily found. He’s very reclusive and a very private person. If Gru wants to work with you, he’ll get a hold of you. Just make sure to check your email daily, including your spam filter. Just email Gru, wearing only a bathrobe and snorkel, and he should be in touch.

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